GameCube | Human remains found on Tom Nook's pig farm

Authorities believe bones, torn clothes strewn around property of loan shark raccoon belong to dozens of runaways. ANIMAL CROSSING--Local general store proprietor Tom Nook is in police custody following the discovery of human remains on his pig farm. In a pre-dawn raid to serve a search warrant on unrelated money laundering charges, authorities were horrified to discover several pigs gnawing on a human torso. Gaze into the face of evil. While primarily known as a shopkeep, Nook had a very lucrative loan sharking business on the side, authorities said. The raccoon had a penchant for luring out-of-towners and forcing them to take on large amounts of debt in exchange for Section 8-qualifying housing. One customer of Nook's, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of retribution, said the store owner had been acting stressed of late. Recently introduced public transportation to the nearby city has siphoned off some of his ... (link)