Random Video of the Day: Bionic Proctologist

Fireman. Middle Manager. Paperboy. Over the past several weeks, we've been witness to the many practical, non-combatant uses of a Bionic Arm. And now, Capcom says "That dreamy Bionic Commando has finished medical school, and is now accepting patients. When a regular proctologist just doesn't have all the necessary grappling tools... Be Bionic?" And I'm sure anyone who's seen how the arm fires out can just imagine what must be going on here. That patient's probably tasting rubber-coated steel coming up right about now. (link)