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“Fool Me Once, Dante’s Inferno, Shame On You…”
“Fool Me Once, Dante’s Inferno, Shame On You…”
sarcasticgamer.com — Sunufabeeoch. If you haven’t heard, the wackjobs over the PR department responsible for Dante’s Inferno got me. My article last week about a Boston-based developer coming up with the “church simulator” Mass: We Pray scheduled to release on Easter 2010, was nothing ... (more) “Fool Me Once, Dante’s Inferno, Shame On You…”
Good Morning, Watch This! 11/23/09
Good Morning, Watch This! 11/23/09
sarcasticgamer.com — Ever wonder what it’s like being in the military during a war? Well, thanks to the fine fake journalists over at the Onion, you can now get a preview glimpse at real military life though Infinity Ward’s next title in the Modern Warfare series, Modern Warfare 3 . Sodding ... (more) Good Morning, Watch This! 11/23/09
SGCP- Press Start 1
SGCP- Press Start 1
sarcasticgamer.com — Octopussymistermusy and TrophicTerror present episode 1 of thier new community podcast: “Press Start.” Modern Warfare 2 Halo Reach Left 4 Dead 2 Subscribe to all of the great community shows via iTunes or RSS, or download this episode right here: mp3 For ... (more) SGCP- Press Start 1
SG-PSP Episode 77: The Show About PS3 Games
SG-PSP Episode 77: The Show About PS3 Games
sarcasticgamer.com — Episode 77 of the Blu Show is here! Rothbart, PacmanPolarbear, and Frawlz are back and having a funky good time talking about the latest games, roomahs, and a lot more! We appreciate you guys taking time out of your day every week to list to our show. For your convenience, you can simply ... (more) SG-PSP Episode 77: The Show About PS3 Games
Bungie:  Infinity Ward Stole Our Idea
Bungie: Infinity Ward Stole Our Idea
sarcasticgamer.com — Very disturbing accusations are being hurled from the Bungie camp this morning, as the developer takes aim at Inifinty Ward. “Modern Warfare 2 is just like an idea we’ve been kicking around for some time,” said Bungie’s Jeff Needler. “For years we’ve ... (more) Bungie: Infinity Ward Stole Our Idea
New Modern Warfare 2 DLC includes more grenades!
New Modern Warfare 2 DLC includes more grenades!
sarcasticgamer.com — After selling 70 bajillion copies of Modern Warfare 2 in a day, Infinity Ward has heard it from all gamers. After playing through Call of Duty: World at War on Veteran, Modern Warfare 2 seems like a walk in the park. Simply put, Veteran just isn’t hard enough, I mean, if I’m ... (more) New Modern Warfare 2 DLC includes more grenades!
SGRL Sponsor Grab: Frawlz Gumballs
SGRL Sponsor Grab: Frawlz Gumballs
sarcasticgamer.com — As if fake mustaches and kissing Rothbart’s ass wasn’t enough, we’re proud to bring you the next round in our series of sponsor competitions, ramping up to the January launch of the Sarcastic Gamer Racing league. Be further intrigued/disturbed after the jump! Silver ... (more) SGRL Sponsor Grab: Frawlz Gumballs
Infinity Ward announces more DLC campaign levels where you fight your way through impossible situations only to get shot in the face
Infinity Ward announces more DLC campaign levels where you fight your way through impossible ...
sarcasticgamer.com — Not wanting to mess with a formula people seem to love, Infinity Ward announced today that it’s first pack of single player story add-on DLC for Modern Warfare 2 will be very familiar in composition to gamers who already loved the campaign presented with the retail game disc.  ... (more) Infinity Ward announces more DLC campaign levels where ...
Infinity Ward announces even more (DLC) Single-player levels where you fight your way through impossible situations only to get shot in the face
Infinity Ward announces even more (DLC) Single-player levels where you fight your way through ...
sarcasticgamer.com — Not wanting to mess with a formula people seem to love, Infinity Ward announced today that it’s first pack of single player story add-on DLC for Modern Warfare 2 will be very familiar in composition to gamers who already loved the campaign presented with the retail game disc.  ... (more) Infinity Ward announces even more (DLC) Single-player ...
Good Morning. Watch This! 11/20/09
Good Morning. Watch This! 11/20/09
sarcasticgamer.com — I know not everyone enjoyed the original EA/DICE Battlefield: Bad Company , but I certainly did. Liked the characters, liked chasing down Serbian war criminals, and then liked “requisitioning” their stolen gold. Modern Warfare 2 has stolen a most of Battlefield: Bad Company 2 ... (more) Good Morning. Watch This! 11/20/09
Lono Hosts Official Modern Warfare 2 Gamernight!
Lono Hosts Official Modern Warfare 2 Gamernight!
sarcasticgamer.com — Think you’re good at Modern Warfare 2 ? Think again! Everyone’s favorite man you love to hate, Lono, is hosting himself a Modern Warfare 2 gamer night over on his 360! DATE: Friday, 10:15 CST/4:15 GMT Let’s see if you can beat the man who wrote the “Noob Guide ... (more) Lono Hosts Official Modern Warfare 2 Gamernight!
Newbie Guide to Modern Warfare 2’s Multiplayer
Newbie Guide to Modern Warfare 2’s Multiplayer
sarcasticgamer.com — Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Halo: ODST, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Battlefield Bad Company and Burnout Paradise, among ... (more) Newbie Guide to Modern Warfare 2’s Multiplayer
SG Review: Left 4 Dead 2
SG Review: Left 4 Dead 2
sarcasticgamer.com — Platform Reviewed: PC (Also available on Xbox 360) I’m going to say this straight up front, right now: I was not a big fan of Left 4 Dead . I enjoyed it for about two weeks and then barely played it again. For me, the game was just too arcade-like. It never felt cohesive; hopping ... (more) SG Review: Left 4 Dead 2
Finally! Europe gets the PlayStation Video Store
Finally! Europe gets the PlayStation Video Store
sarcasticgamer.com — It only took a year and a half, but Europe’s playing catch-up with America at long last with the arrival of the Video Store on the PlayStation Network. Mernmernmernmernmern took bloody long enough. Details over the jump, as per. Since the Video Store went live in the States back ... (more) Finally! Europe gets the PlayStation Video Store
SG Review: Gyromancer (360)
SG Review: Gyromancer (360)
sarcasticgamer.com — Okay, I’m not exactly sure what I was thinking. I’ve got Modern Warfare 2, Assassin’s Creed 2, Dragon’s Age: Origins and Left4Dead 2, all rented from my local video store. And what do I go out and do? Drop $15 on a Xbox Live title. Now that’s not just any ... (more) SG Review: Gyromancer (360)
Good Morning. Watch This! 11/19/09
Good Morning. Watch This! 11/19/09
sarcasticgamer.com — Thanks to the boys over at Destructoid for finding this gem. Wow, and I thought I had lots of spare time on my hands; this is an NES “remake” of the original Left4Dead . Apparently, makers PixelForce will have all five stages in playable form for download in early January. Retro ... (more) Good Morning. Watch This! 11/19/09
HDUD – 111809
HDUD – 111809
sarcasticgamer.com — On this edition of de humps, the crew discusses: Modern Warfare 2, Dragon Age Origins, noobs, and more. So listen up, and get updated. IMPORTANT: Please note that the Humpday Update is on its OWN iTunes and RSS feed . Please be sure to subscribe to the new Humpday Update feed in iTunes ... (more) HDUD – 111809
PSPgo declared WORST CONSOLE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PSPgo declared WORST CONSOLE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sarcasticgamer.com — Not really! We just used that overly controversial headline, that doesn’t really relate to this article in any meaningful sense (despite the veritable surplus of reputation-ruining exclamation points!), to … well, in all honesty, it was mainly just so we could use that ... (more) PSPgo declared WORST CONSOLE ...
Shock and Awe: Modern Warfare 2 is selling a metric shat ton
Shock and Awe: Modern Warfare 2 is selling a metric shat ton
sarcasticgamer.com — Activision Blizzard certainly doesn’t dillydally. As expected, the publisher and developer is already touting the massive success of Infinity Ward’s Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 . A mere day after launch, the company issued a press release declaring it “the biggest launch ... (more) Shock and Awe: Modern Warfare 2 is selling a metric shat ton
My Brain is Overdosing on Plastic Crap
My Brain is Overdosing on Plastic Crap
sarcasticgamer.com — I never thought I’d be collecting action figures as an adult, but as game makers look to expand the profitability and influence of their franchises, many of my favorite characters are becoming plastic statuettes. Toy maker NECA has been at the forefront of this trend, pumping out ... (more) My Brain is Overdosing on Plastic Crap
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