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Review: Fairytale Fights (Reviews au Courant)
Review: Fairytale Fights (Reviews au Courant)
defunctgames.com — Fairytale Fights has one of the very best set-ups of any game this year, yet it's marred... by repetitive gameplay, annoying combat, levels that go on forever and bosses that stand out for all the wrong reasons. Not only is this game a huge disappointment, but it's also one of the least enjoyable ... (more) Review: Fairytale Fights (Reviews au Courant)
Review: Axel & Pixel (Reviews au Courant)
Review: Axel & Pixel (Reviews au Courant)
defunctgames.com — With its unique art style and creative puzzles, there's a lot to like about Axel & Pixel.... Unfortunately it's marred by a short run time and puzzles that can be easily solved without using any tips. Fans of graphic adventures will have a good time journeying through this exciting dreamscape, but ... (more) Review: Axel & Pixel (Reviews au Courant)
This Week in Defunct Games - Nov. 24, 2009
This Week in Defunct Games - Nov. 24, 2009
defunctgames.com — For the first time in three years, This Week in Defunct Games is changing timeslots. What used... to be reserved for Thursdays is now officially on TUESDAY! This week we make up for lost time and review the past SIX Virtual Console releases. You read that right; we have six games to go through. We ... (more) This Week in Defunct Games - Nov. 24, 2009
Review: Disgaea 2: Dark Hero Days (Reviews au Courant)
defunctgames.com — Sure it's a port of a three year old role-playing game, but Disgaea 2: Dark Hero Days... is an adventure game worth reliving. This PSP port does more than mimic the PlayStation 2 original; it improves on it in every way possible. With more missions, characters, enemies, weapons, spells, rules and ... (more) Review: Disgaea 2: Dark Hero Days (Reviews au Courant)
Review: DJ Hero (Reviews au Courant)
Review: DJ Hero (Reviews au Courant)
defunctgames.com — DJ Hero proves to be a solid music game that tries something new and mostly succeeds. Unfortunately... the price tag and limited content may turn some gamers away, but if you can get past the steep learning curve you will find an enjoyable game waiting for you. Best of all, it feels completely ... (more) Review: DJ Hero (Reviews au Courant)
Review: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (Reviews au Courant)
Review: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (Reviews au Courant)
defunctgames.com — One of the year's best Nintendo DS games has turned into one of the year's best PSP... games. Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars shines bright on Sony's handheld, bringing everything that made the original so much fun with it. This version sports improved graphics, sound and a few substantial changes ... (more) Review: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (Reviews au ...
Review: Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City (Reviews au Courant)
defunctgames.com — If you're a fan of Grand Theft Auto IV and want to know how the story ends,... then you have no excuse not to pick up Episodes from Liberty City. This is a budget title that adds two new stories, tons of memorable characters, more weapons and enough online modes to keep you satisfied for months to ... (more) Review: Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City ...
This Week in Defunct Games - November 5, 2009
This Week in Defunct Games - November 5, 2009
defunctgames.com — If it's Thursday it's This Week in Defunct Games. This week I am happy to report that... Nintendo has once again uploaded two games! But let's not get too excited, because one of them is of questionable quality and the other is a duplicate. First up we have Fighting Street for the TurboGrafx-16, ... (more) This Week in Defunct Games - November 5, 2009
Review: Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony (Reviews au Courant)
Review: Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony (Reviews au Courant)
defunctgames.com — The Ballad of Gay Tony is not only an over-the-top action game with tons of great missions,... it's also the perfect way to conclude the Grand Theft Auto IV storyline. If you had a good time playing through Niko's storyline, then you owe it to yourself to see how it all wraps up. At $20 there's no ... (more) Review: Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony ...
New Lows in Internet Advertising
New Lows in Internet Advertising
defunctgames.com — The Freeze Frame (Ep. 82) - Here at Defunct Games we've spent a lot of time looking... at bad advertising, but nothing could have prepared me for what I'm about to show you. In today's episode of Freeze Frame we look at a commercial so bad that at first I didn't think was real. Unfortunately it is ... (more) New Lows in Internet Advertising
Review: Obscure: The Aftermath (Reviews au Courant)
Review: Obscure: The Aftermath (Reviews au Courant)
defunctgames.com — Just in time for Halloween, Defunct Games is proud to offer a review of scary game. We... could have gone with the Saw game or even Ju-on: The Grudge, but instead we opted for Playlogic's PSP port of Obscure: The Aftermath. Although the game was harshly judged when it hit the Wii a year and a half ... (more) Review: Obscure: The Aftermath (Reviews au Courant)
This Week in Defunct Games - October 29, 2009
This Week in Defunct Games - October 29, 2009
defunctgames.com — If it's Thursday it's This Week in Defunct Games. After weeks of disappointing games, Nintendo has listened... to my complaints and uploaded one of Konami's very best 16-bit games. And that's not all, they also uploaded Golden Axe for the Virtual Console Arcade. Find out what Cyril thinks when he ... (more) This Week in Defunct Games - October 29, 2009
Review: Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (Reviews au Courant)
Review: Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (Reviews au Courant)
defunctgames.com — With its confusing title and convoluted storyline, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days has a lot going against it.... Throw in some terrible pacing issues, awkward control scheme, repeating levels, dull characters and a complete lack of Final Fantasy, and you have game that shouldn't work. Yet I often found ... (more) Review: Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (Reviews au Courant)
Review: Brutal Legend (Reviews au Courant)
Review: Brutal Legend (Reviews au Courant)
defunctgames.com — Brutal Legend merges action and real-time strategy, two genres that couldn't be any further apart. It also... throws in some racing, a little role-playing, a healthy dose of adventure and creates one of the most fascinating games of the year. Couple all this with phenomenal voice talent, an epic ... (more) Review: Brutal Legend (Reviews au Courant)
HALO 3 COPD (Xbox 360)
HALO 3 COPD (Xbox 360)
defunctgames.com — WORST GAME EVER (Ep. 4) - It's time once again for another terrible, horrible, no good entry... in our WORST GAME EVER contest! This time around we take your breath away ... literally! It's HALO 3 COPD, the inevitable sequel to HALO 3 ODST. This is a game full of blurry graphics, sound you can ... (more) HALO 3 COPD (Xbox 360)
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