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no-pause.com - 8/23/2009
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After director Michael Bay blows the Thundercats movie,
PopCap Games reportedly has plans to further suckify the...
franchise by releasing Thundercats: The Video Game as yet another Bejeweled clone. “We have full intentions of boring the broadest audience we can with the Thundercats IP,” said ...
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Thundercats: The Video Game Shall Unleash The Power of ...
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no-pause.com - 5/14/2009
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If I were a city planner, the first
thing I’d do is invest massively in public transportation,...
scrap buses and trains, and convert the system into a huge network of underground roller coasters. This would serve multiple purposes — it’d travel way faster, only cool people ...
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Free Game: Sim City 2000
no-pause.com - 5/14/2009
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In many ways this ASCII Street Fighter is
a way bigger deal than most of the Street...
Fighters pumped from Capcom’s notorius sequel factory over the decades. So much so, that this game made me ponder the following minor irony in the alchemic pseudoscience of Media: Gamers know that ...
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Video: ASCII Street Fighter
no-pause.com - 5/13/2009
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WASHINGTON, DC — Bethesda has officially announced that
their hotly anticipated title Fallout: New Vegas will indeed...
mirror every aspect that Las Vegas is famous for, including exotic dance clubs. Unfortunately for gamers, strip clubs in a post-apocalyptic wasteland might not yield the ...
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Fallout 3: New Vegas To Have Gnarliest Strippers Ever
no-pause.com - 5/11/2009
no-pause.com - 5/11/2009
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EXISTENCE, EARTH — In a depressing sequence of
events, virtual gaming has apparently taken a back seat...
to the trials set forth by a game some call “Real-Life”, despite its shortcomings to more modern first-person simulations. As a result, many gamers have begrudgingly been ...
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Real-Life Distracts Gamers From Games. World Suffers.
no-pause.com - 4/28/2009
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“We already knew we were going to take
a major PR hit,” said ESA representative Gary Cole....
“If, for any reason, the industry begins to slow due to growing parental concern over their kids’ habits, it could result in slow sales of hot upcoming titles like Stroller Wars..."
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ESA Reveals Gaming Addiction Skin Patch
no-pause.com - 4/27/2009
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If I were Satan, I wouldn’t go with
a blazing inferno. Nor would I choose a freezing...
tundra. I’d roll with the contrast, turning the themostat up and down randomly. I’d also change the shape of the infinite labyrinth to reflect Hello Kitty’s face. There would be no ...
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Free Game: Doom 2
no-pause.com - 4/27/2009
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PREMISE : Your neighborhood is under siege from
legions of new babies. The spawn, whether they’re either...
trying to gentrify or reduce your neighborhood’s property value, have landed and are here to stay… unless you got something to gurgle about it! To save your own ...
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FAKE GAME: Stroller Wars
no-pause.com - 4/22/2009
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If you do not win, and win decisively,
The Internet will never let you forget....
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PRO-TIP: If You Duel A Man Wearing Frills, You Must Win.
no-pause.com - 4/22/2009
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About an hour after Square Enix took over
Eidos Game Studios, Square’s Lead Game Designer, Maikeru Rairi,...
unveiled his plans for a Final Fantasy game featuring Lara Croft. “This corporate takeover is not only a great opportunity for us to have a greater presence in the West,” said Rairi, “But...
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Square Enix Eidos Announces New Title: Lara Croft's ...
no-pause.com - 4/21/2009
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This is one of Bullfrog’s best games. Along
with Theme Park , Theme Hospital was one of...
the first games that brought sim games to the popular forefront. Its genes survive to this day, forming the general backbone of many modern sim-builders. After so much time, this dusty game holds ...
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Free Game: Theme Hospital
no-pause.com - 4/21/2009
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THE WEB, EARTH — The Internet today unanimously
voted SuperBlipsBros.com the worst Website name in the world....
According to the results from SlightlyScience Inc., an unprecedented twenty million people responded to the month-long poll which asked participants to rank sites based solely ...
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SuperBlipsBrothers Voted Worst Website Name in World
no-pause.com - 4/18/2009
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Sony Senior Executive Andre Alfort has issued an
official statement today that gamers worldwide need to “…stop...
hanging off Apple’s balls.” This statement comes after the massive swell of traction the iPhone has gained the last year, which reportedly has Sony officials sweating from their asses...
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Sony’s Plea To Gamers: Stop Sweating iPhone
no-pause.com - 4/18/2009
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After the controversy surrounding Damori Miles' death ,
Bethesda Game Studios has issued its own response with...
a plan that will effectively end any possible chance...
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Bethesda Unveils BioShock Big Daddy Day Care Program
