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Claimed Blog: Play This Thing

GamerBlips Member since March 2, 2009

Cranberry Sauce w/ Wine, Orange, and Walnuts
playthisthing.com — Your standard cranberry sauce is, IMO, kind of repulsive -- about all you can taste is the... sugar. This is better. 12oz package of cranberries 1 orange 1 cup red wine 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup chopped walnuts Using a potato peeler, peel most of the rind of the orange. Try to pick up as ... (more) Cranberry Sauce w/ Wine, Orange, and Walnuts
Cute Knight Kingdom
playthisthing.com — Cute Knight Kingdom is an elaboration of Hanako's older game, Cute Knight , with more places to... go, more quests, and vastly improved graphics. This being an indie game, "vastly improved graphics" does not, in this case, mean high-poly 3D virtual worlds, but actual full-color illustrations and ... (more) Cute Knight Kingdom
Megacorps
Megacorps
playthisthing.com — My boardgame Megacorps was released last week. It would, of course, be otiose for me to review... my own work, so these are more along the line of design notes: When Zev "Z-Man" Schlesinger called after playing Megacorps , he said "It reminded us of an old Avalon Hill/West End game." Which ... (more) Megacorps
Primadonna Dragon
Primadonna Dragon
playthisthing.com — You ever notice something about the Breath of Fire games? Ryu kind of hogs the limelight in... the final battles. Its like, you level up all these people, feed them potions, lug their stuff around, and then: "ok everyone, I'm going to transform into a dragon and take care of this one." They go ... (more) Primadonna Dragon
Hit the Bitch
playthisthing.com — This was produced by the government of Denmark. I mean, c'mon. It was 'developed' supposedly to raise... awareness for domestic violence in said country, but it does so in a crassly exploitative manner. The "game" plays out as a series of looping video vignettes of a hot chick berating you in ... (more) Hit the Bitch
The Black Heart
playthisthing.com — The Black Heart has the best production values of any free game ever released. It is dope... as fuck. I mean, I try to use sophisticated language when describing games, but some times, times such as this, there is no phrase that could be more appropriate than saying: this game is awesomely, ... (more) The Black Heart
VVVVVV
playthisthing.com — I first played Super Mario World at the tender age of three, and when I did my... mind was blown. Since my introduction to the genre, only three platformers have had a comparable impact on me. All three are indie titles. The first two, namely Spelunky and Braid , redefined what could be done ... (more) VVVVVV
We Want You
We Want You
playthisthing.com — Continuing the fine tradition of procedurally generated platformers made in GameMaker, such as Spelunky and also the... fine tradition of belligerent, Christianity-addled empires, comes We Want You . You fall through a freshly weaved mess of destructible blocks and killer soldiers, grabbing armor ... (more) We Want You
For the Glory
playthisthing.com — Europa Universalis II is, in my estimation, one of the finest games ever produced, in any form.... It is also, like, say, Dwarf Fortress , pretty impenetrable to newbies; reading the manual (and possibly my article on EUs II and III ) is mandatory. In case you aren't familiar with the series: ... (more) For the Glory
Stone Age
playthisthing.com — Stone Age is a game of worker placement and resource collection. Each player begins with 5 workers,... and at the end of each turn must feed them or suffer a 10 victory point loss. Workers can be placed at five production sites (food, wood, clay, stone, and gold), and at three special locations: ... (more) Stone Age
The Shadow in the Cathedral
playthisthing.com — The Shadow in the Cathedral is a member of a supposedly extinct species, the commercial interactive fiction... game. It's the second work out by Textfyre , and was designed by Ian Finley and written by Jon Ingold -- both well-known in the hobbyist community for diverse, gripping, and sometimes ... (more) The Shadow in the Cathedral
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Tech?
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Tech?
playthisthing.com — I went to a university where a lot of fucking people were killed. I always have thought... that an odd coincidence considering my young angst as a 12 and 13-year-old related to the school establishment and violence, but then the stories kept rolling out. When I was in my last semester of college a ... (more) Who's Afraid Of Virginia Tech?
Who's Afriad Of Virginia Tech?
Who's Afriad Of Virginia Tech?
playthisthing.com — I went to a university where a lot of fucking people were killed. I always have thought... that an odd coincidence considering my young angst as a 12 and 13-year-old related to the school establishment and violence, but then the stories kept rolling out. When I was in my last semester of college a ... (more) Who's Afriad Of Virginia Tech?
Columbine Massacre
Columbine Massacre
playthisthing.com — A Colorado Highschool student went on a shooting spree this week in protest of a Flash game... posted on Newgrounds, wounding several and then killing himself. Witnesses proclaim that the student repeatedly critique the title Columbine Massacre as he fired at random. "I can't believe someone ... (more) Columbine Massacre
Hell is Other People
playthisthing.com — When I say the phrase "online multiplayer" visions of tea-bagging and PvP probably fill your head. They... don't apply here though, as you are playing against opponents across a temporal divide -- not just a physical one. The game is a shmup that has you facing other humans, but instead of duking ... (more) Hell is Other People
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