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youtube.com - 5/22/2009

Bionic Proctologist (video)

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The Bionic Commando has finished medical school and is now accepting patients.

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playstationlifestyle.net - 5/17/2009

Bionic Commando Prepares for “Phase Two”

— playstationlifestyle.net — Yes, Bionic Commando is not even out yet, though that doesn’t mean rumors will start about a... sequel. An in-game message found in Bionic Commando reads: BESTAETIGE AUSFUEHRUNG VON PHASE ZWEI VORBEREITET AKTIVIERE PROJEKT ALBATROSS (more) Bionic Commando Prepares for “Phase Two”

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Bionic Commando Rearmed

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perezstart.com - 5/17/2009

Bionic Commando Sequel Confirmed In Cryptic Morse Code?

— perezstart.com — bionic commando morse code corner Bionic Commando Sequel Confirmed In Cryptic Morse Code? Bionic Commando hasn’t hit... store shelves, but a sequel for the title might possibly be in the works according to a morse code message that can be found in Bionic ... (more) Bionic Commando Sequel Confirmed In Cryptic Morse Code?

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joystiq.com - 5/18/2009

Bionic Commando Rearmed -

— joystiq.com — Major Nelson received accurate information this week that the Xbox "deal of the week" is Bionic Commando... Rearmed for 400 ($5). A small reminder: to take advantage of the deal, you must have an Xbox Live gold membership, otherwise it'll show as the ... (more) Bionic Commando Rearmed -

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Random Video of the Day: Bionic Proctologist
Kombo.com — Fireman. Middle Manager. Paperboy. Over the past several weeks, we've been witness to the many practical, non-combatant uses of a Bionic Arm. And now, Capcom says "That dreamy Bionic Commando has finished medical school, and is now accepting patients. When a regular proctologist just doesn't have all the necessary grappling tools... Be Bionic?" And I'm sure anyone who's seen how the arm fires out can just imagine what must be going on here. That patient's probably tasting rubber-coated steel coming up right about now.

The last doctor you'll ever need: Bionic Proctologist
Destructoid — First we got Bionic Fireman. Then we got Bionic Middle Manager. Now, we have the Bionic Proctologist and it's absolutely disturbing. Why is it disturbing? Because I had my own arm in that Bionic Commando arm prop. Jesus Christ, Capcom! You guys are sick. SICK! I've been washing my arm all day to wash off the grossness. GROSS! Check out the sick video after the break as well as the Bionic Paperboy video we missed from last week.  ...

Bend Over for Bionic Proctologist [Ow]
Kotaku — Anyone with a dad over 50 has gotten the proctologist story, which strives to make the most florid description of ass pain imaginable while bragging that he's still a tough bastard and survived it. Helpfully, Capcom's Seth Killian provided a video that dads can use to impress upon their kids how prudent it is to get your butthole checked for polyps every day once you turn 52. And to also say "It sorta feels like that." For those wondering, my Dad's version involved a staple gun going to work on his sphincter. "It was a biopsy thing that takes a core sample," Dad said, with a perfect ...